Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow
Actually I was about to do some revision..but then I passed by the computer so now I'm here reading dearblankpleaseblank.com :O
A few good ones to share with you guys :D
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear People of the World,
I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.
Sincerely, Grammar
Dear reader,
Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Shoot, I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don't care, I just need you to do me like I've never been done before.
Sincerely, your homework.
All righttttt, off to do Add maths!
Smile at your own risk.
1 comment:
I like the last two a lot! :P btw, I get those from the internet and some off tumblr. Think I did quite a lot of 'promoting' for tumblr on my blog xD
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