My First..Rap?

This is a rap,

sitting on my lap.

It doesn't make sense,

but at least it isn't tense.

Can't you see,

that I am trying,

to make it rhyme,

using some lime... (?)

You should make a blog,

not sitting like a log.

If you don't wanna blog,

it isn't my prob.

I'm a rapper,

or am I not?

Well I don't care,

my hands are just so hot.

Hey hey Rene,

it's my first rap!

It's your new year prezzie,

So go pet a cat!

LOLOLOLOL

Smile at your own risk.