Amen. *light sparks*

I had to heat up my lunch just now. I put the food into the steamer, and held the spark-L. I turned on the gas, pointed the spark-l to the----fireholes (whatever you call it), triggered the spark-L gun once, twice, trice, frice, fiftce---- I off-ed the gas and breathed.

Okay, one more time. I on the gas,aimed at the hole, triggered the spark-L gun,
once
twice
trice
frice
fiftce
SIXCE
-----
UGH!

ONE MORE TIME!
I on the gas,aimed, triggered the spark-L gun,
once
twice
trice
frice
fiftce
SIXCE
SEVENTCE
EIGHTCE

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ONE MORE TIME!
once
twice
trice
frice
fiftce
SIXCE
SEVENTCE
EIGHTCE
NINECE
------ I GIVE UP! (I really forgot how many times I tried)

I dialed my mum's number to ask her HOW EXACTLY DO I SPARK UP THIS THING. But she didn't answer.


I HAVE to try again,
No spark, No FOOD!

"O Lord, please help me light up this fire so that I can eat my food. May God's will be done. Amen"


I turn on the gas,aim, trigger the gun,
onc *POOF* -blue flame - orange flame- -green flame- -purple flame-

God is good. =D

Smile at your own risk.