ALIENS HAVE LANDED (read till the end!)
The aliens have landed!
It's distressing, but they're here.
They piloted their flying saucer
through our atmosphere
They landed like a meteor
engulfed in smoke and flame.
Then out they climbed immersed in slime
and burbled as they came.
Their hands are greasy tentacles.
Their heads are weird machines.
Their bodies look like cauliflower
and smell like dead sardines.
Their blood is liquid helium.
Their eyes are made of granite.
Their breath exudes the stench of foods
from some unearthly planet.
And if you want to see these
sickly,unattractive creatures,
you'll find them working in your school;
they all got jobs as teachers.
And this is how an alien-teacher looks like :
The lonely frog. Croak croak.
A lonely frog , desperate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him,"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great? Where will I meet her? Boulevard or The Spring?"
"No," says the psychic, "in a Biology class."
That was a good one.
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation.
He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This,"he explained,"is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of colour, smell,sight,and taste."
After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth.
BAD TEACHER! Hahaha so you have to very observant next time lorh...
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